Absolutely not! We are not a an escort service and do not encourage or sell services that are illegal or involve prostitution. If you are looking for sex, or an escort please do NOT contact us or read any further.

Apart from delivering high quality professional cleaning services, our kinky cleaners are quite charming and not afraid to engage in thought provoking conversations. Our clients enjoy on site or video replay of a TeaseMe Maid performing household chores, such as cleaning, organizing, & other domestic tasks, in a provocative and alluring manner while wearing lingerie. We provide a non judgmental housekeeping service, as we’re kinksters ourselves. So you can feel comfortable in knowledge of having a professional cleaner come clean your home or dungeon without having to worry if you’re being silently judged. You get your time back, from having to do things you don’t love like cleaning. Leave that to us SexPerts who love to serve. Whether you fantasize about having your home cleaned by a woman in a French Maid outfit, sexy lingerie, or even topless, we’ve got you covered. Past clients say that experiencing our cleaning services is like sitting in a spa full of Coca Cola while wearing a G-string made of Mentos. A tingly, titillating time indeed. Once you enjoy in person Goddess energy She will leave you wowed, stirred, giggling, and thoroughly entertained. Once you’ve had a taste of a TeaseMe Maids playful kinky energy, shared some delightful laughs as they deliver you a professional cleaning service, you’ll be left wanting to book again and again.

TeaseMe Maids are sophisticated, playful, reliable, exotic, intelligent, outgoing, energetic maids that enjoy cleaning, cooking, conversations, dancing to good music, who provide top tier luxury requested services and make money while engaging.

Providing our TeaseMe Simple Clean comes with each package and is ideal for maintaining a regularly cleaned and organized living space. The TeaseMe Maids tackle all essential tasks such as; dusting, vacuuming, mopping, sanitizing wipe downs in the major areas of your space. You will be able to say goodbye to everyday mess and embrace a neat and tidy living environment. When it comes to a TeaseMe Deep Clean our goal is to create a stress free and organized living space. We are unparalleled in our commitment cleaning skills as much as we are sensual. Our skilled and impeccably trained professionals clean every nook and leave no speck of dust behind all while you can sit back and admire the captivating view.

That’s why we are revolutionizing the cleaning industry by infusing it with sensuality and value. Relax and enjoy the view. Before you book us online or give us a call to schedule your Tease Me Maid in lingerie you should read through these FAQ’s thoroughly as well as the Privacy Policy, & Terms of Services. The pricing for erotic housekeeping can be found on this site. Our services & pricing are based on non negotiable hourly rates. We also offer 6 month and 12 month contract rates, with hourly discounts as low as $60 for members. Respond to your TeaseMe Maid via secured Telecommunications through our site. All cleaning/cooking services are non-refundable upon arrival of the TeaseMe Maid.

Yes! We have specific maids in your area you can book exclusively and view their portfolio as a member here on the site. Our goal is to provide a professional service that fulfills your cleaning needs and awakens your wildest fantasies. We believe that a clean home should be enjoyed and what better way than you to hand pick your sexy maid yourself?

No, if for any reason we determine that the home and or office location is unsafe for our TeaseMe Maid to work we will decline service and the deposit is non refundable.

Nope! Erotic housekeeping is a luxury service and our niche clients like to receive the cleanest sensual discreet service. Our cleaning services are affordable for members with a number of domestic services available to suit your needs. Our services are competitively priced as our aim is to serve you on a regular and ongoing weekly basis.

Deposit to book appointment is $100. The balance is due 4 hours prior to TeaseMe Maid arriving. If requesting to pay in cash must be discussed in advance.

Our parent company will always appear on a credit card or bank statement as, TTE Global.

Yes of course we are. We are all inclusive and kink-friendly no matter your age over 18 or what your gender happens to be. We’re here to assist with an open mind.

No, you do not. If you are not going to be on the premises you can leave a key in a discussed & approved location or let our housekeeper inside. If you do not choose to be at your desired location during cleaning you can request a full video replay of services provided in your home for that day afterwards at no additional charge.

If you give your housekeeper a 24 hour notice, we will be happy to change the time to a more convenient one for you.

Fortunately as a client you will get the package as listed performed by a TeaseMe Maid in lingerie, your Maid will do cleaning, light declutter and organizing & cooking duties upon requests or Royalty package. All TeaseMe Maids reserve the right to refuse any requests that may be demeaning, dangerous or illegal and you will be on camera. The Maid will be happy to mix you a drink, bring to u a sandwich & so any simple requests that are made by clients who enjoy our services.

No, the fully dressed client approved on the NDA at the time the TeaseMe Maid is working at your location unless approved by the maid prior. The maid will gladly clean/cook fully clothed if a minor or non client needs to enter or be on promises for anything reason.

Our TeaseMe Maids walks in with a cleaning bag of which she has everything she needs to succeed. If you requested cooking food and meal prep dishes must be provided by the Client. Our She Can Cook sous chefs have their own utensils, spices & seasonings & dishes. If you require any drinks or cigar lighting you must request prior to serving. Drinks, beverages, smoking items must be provided by Client.

We are committed to eco friendly cleaning and use an array of non toxic products. We recognize that everyone has trust in specific products we want to ensure we are engaging in the most eco friendly cleaning solutions. Rest assured, our products will work their magic leaving your home fresh, clean and delightfully fragrant and if you have preferred products simply leave them readily available for the maid.

Let us know! Give us a call 1-800. At least one calendar day before your scheduled appointment. Provide us with a more convenient day and time for you in the future and we will accommodate you the best way to meet your needs.

If you are a No Show for your scheduled appointment and your TeaseMe maid shows up on time she will allow a 20 minute grace period as well as attempt to contact you and remind you of the appointment. The Maid will leave after 30 minutes and appointment can not be rescheduled unless paid for in full.

The client can expect a TeaseMe Maid to arrive wearing lingerie or other suggestive attire while completing the tasks, adding a unique and sensual element to the usual household routine. Before you greet the TeaseMe Maid a member of our Hello Darling International Cybersecurity staff will make contact and do a meet and greet with you at the location. Within 4 hours of your scheduled appointment Our HDIC staff will first confirm your identity, you will need to have a valid identification/passport/military ID/Drivers License and then enter the location and assess the present situation and talk about any animal or other safety measures necessary or visible, ensure client understands all policies, safety procedures and non negotiables along with the terms of service. All final paperwork will be signed at this point and balance must be paid at this time for the scheduled cleaning or cooking job. The HDIC safety staff will be happy to answer any questions or concerns at this time. When the details of your identification check out and are finalized the safety staff will alert the TeaseMe Maid that She can go into the location. You will need to provide access to privacy of a bathroom or bedroom to change into lingerie if needed. The focus is on creating a visually stimulating and enjoyable experience for the client while maintaining the standards of cleanliness and tidiness in the environment. Our TeaseMe Maids service offers customers a unique fantasy experience that is sexy, fun, and playful. Our hard-working women provide cleaning, cooking, and organizational services around your home or office, adding a touch of sensuality and excitement to everyday tasks. If the TeaseMe Maid chooses to work with the safety staff present she can. This is dependent on the Maid not the client.

All furry friends as cute and adorable as they can be need to be secured in a cage, garage or outdoor area while the TeaseMe Maid is on site working.

*Inserts Drake Best Behavior…Seriously & also important for you is just to relax, enjoy some down time in your busy schedule while things get done. Read a good book or get a book read to you as an additional add on request. Get ready to have a nice clean and tidy environment. Clients may not be under the influence during scheduled appointments. Please refrain from excessive alcohol consumption and do not extend any drinks to TeaseMe Maids as She is not allowed to indulge in alcoholic beverages while working. Violations of any non negotiables will terminate the appointment immediately and any ongoing contract. You forfeit your payment.

The safety of our Clients and service providers are the upmost priority concern and both parties undergo intense reference and background checks. Our maids are trained to assess safety measures at time of arrival and if they do not choose to have HDIC safety staff on site during housekeeping or cooking act they will be required to check in with their appointed safety staff every 30 minutes during the job. Please be sure all cleaning supplies are not bothered or used without permission from our Maid. Our TeaseMe Maids are also wearing a protective GPS recording security device that connects to 911 immediately at the push of a button. Clients are encouraged to call the office at any time during the job to address safety or cleaning due diligence concerns.

Yes, we value discretion and as stated in the NDA all booking information and identity is kept confidential between TeaseMe Maid, Total Tease Experience and its sister companies alike.

Although playful our cleaners always remain professional. So you must follow suit, and comprehend our cleaners do not provide sexual physical services on the job to our clients. You must always show respect to their personal space. That said, if you do happen to get sexually aroused, they won’t get upset as we overstand the reaction most have to the service provided. We practice non judgment, and are not about kink shaming as voyeurism and exhibitionism are apart of kink we are well within your right to pleasure yourself in front of our cleaners as long as you have gotten approval and keep your bodily fluids away from our cleaners, supplies and already cleaned areas. If you and your partner want to enjoy in some sex and be watched live She will watch, but no She won’t be joining in. She can even record for you if you’d like.

Absolutely not! Under no circumstances are photographs, videos, snaps, or any filmography acceptable of the TeaseMe Maid. Ask her how She can provide you with a replay of your house cleaning video or others she may have if you want photography or videos. Violations will result in immediate termination of appointment and you forfeit your payment.

Of course! Tipping with any luxury service is allowed and encouraged. The TeaseMe Maid keeps all tips received. Don’t forget to click on her TeaseMe Spoil me list to see what else you can gain favor from doing.

Depends, approved professionals yes our service is offered to both women and men clients. Gift certificates are great and are available by emailing Hi@totalteaseexperience.com

No, you do not. The NonMember Monthly allows you to book 1 hr minimum increments. Time begins when the TeaseMe Maid has arrived and is in her lingerie attire at the location.

We have a strict and non negotiable safety policy, just as the safety of our clients is very important so is our cleaners. Thus, we require all of our clients after the initial phone/email confirmation has been completed, you will be required to send a clear picture of your government issued photo ID. As your ID will be sent to the cleaner to avoid any embarrassment of being at the wrong place looking sexy as ever. This is a non negotiable no clear photo of your ID, no service from us, end of story. We are not risking the safety of our cleaners for anyone. We are an above board, clear and transparent business, so your ID will be kept safe.

You pay a $100 deposit to reserve booking and you can use Debit/Credit, Apple Pay, Cashapp, Zelle or cash on the day of your cleaning service. If cash is paid directly to cleaner it must be by hand in a envelope upfront on the day of cleaning, the cleaner will email a receipt within 48 hours of the service.

No. it is against our Boundary Rule to contact housekeepers outside of our online platform. It is against our policy to hire housekeepers directly for safeguarding reasons. If such arrangements are made by either party without our knowledge we will not take liability for quality of service or your security. This will be considered a client violation.

Be sure you see company Rules & Nonnegotiables. As well as remain fully clothed during your erotic professional service scheduled appointment or you will be in violation. At no point or time should the client become aggressive in behavior or raise in tone of voice shall occur during TeaseMe Maid presence. There will be no vulgar language used towards our security or service providers or you will be in violation. The client shall not make any sexual advances toward their TeaseMe Maid nor attempt to offer money for sex. You will be in violation and your service will be immediately terminated and payment forfeited. Absolutely no physical contact permitted with TeaseMe Gal/Guy during your erotic appointment.

Yes we offer a $25 discount coupon for your next scheduled appointment or to be used on any other purchases such as events, products or content on this site.

If there is any problem at time if service, immediately inform the HDIC safety staff who will remain in contact during the duration of appointment so that it can be resolved promptly. All clients are given the companies 1-800 number to a direct HDIC staff available for texting or calling with any questions or concerns regarding services. Please contact us hi@totalteaseexpereience.com or on the contact to form on this site and leave us your name, phone number, and best time to call you.